We live in a world which is uncovered to fixed terror. A couple of days in the past a person was arrested at JFK Airport. The flight he disembarked from was AL-LIE 2006 from the Far-Far East. When checked on the customized counter, the immigration officers seen the weird pleasure of one of many travellers. After a painstaking search, the suspicion was confirmed. The person, who pretended to be a college basic-sciences lecturer, was in possession of suspicious and harmful objects. The customs official reported that he was in possession of an eraser, a ruler, a protractor, vernier callipers, a bottle of milk and a peculiar, coded e-book of non Anglo-Saxon origin on items and algorithms: “The 2006 Version – SI Items, Conversion and Measurement Abilities”. The key phrases: “conversion of items”, “experimental science”, “si measurement”, “English to metric”, “enjoyable exams”, “uncertainty”, “power-of-ten”, and “the da Vinci code” sounded additionally very suspicious…
Clearly, the person contravened the just lately imposed flight laws. Instantly he was whisked off to an undisclosed Central European interrogation camp.
Because of just lately permitted interrogation strategies, the officers shortly discovered that the person was a member of the notorious Al-Gebra motion. He was charged with carrying weapons of math directions. It was discovered that Al-Gebra is a bit of a fearsome, extremist scientific cult whose purpose is to continually enhance information of numbers with the only intention of conquering the world. They use secret names like “X” and “Y” and check with themselves as “Unknowns”. What menaces the world is that in several international locations, “Unknowns” change the names of their items to: fps, imperial, cgs, mks, KGB, si, ichi-foot, metric, tuzin-kopa and different unusual denominations which make them tough to comply with. Nevertheless, it has been decided that they belong to a typical denominator of illuminati with coordinates in each nation on the earth from time immemorial…
Commenting on the occasion, President Bush assured the American public that no international items (even French) can be allowed to enter the USA. The residents have been warned to not make any contact with them. The results of rapid ballot confirmed that 90% of inhabitants reacted positively to the attraction.
In his defence, the person mumbled that he had been framed by his personal daughter who had planted a bottle of milk in his baggage as an expression of her love. He admitted that he had flown in from the Far-Far East with a view to help American science academics. He confessed that despite the latest Nobel prizes, he was very involved concerning the high quality of USA science textbooks. He was additionally involved that, in line with “Trumpet” journal, the share of American college students planning to pursue engineering levels had dropped from 36% to six% over the past decade. The ultimate straw that prompted him to board the airplane was a press release from his beloved Oprah, who talked about on prime time TV that prime faculty college students within the USA had come twenty fourth in worldwide arithmetic exams. He denied that the e-book he was carrying was a set of directions however somewhat a novel e-book on experimental science. He said that the e-book was of a stimulating and entertaining nature and simply what American college students wanted. He maintained that Amazon had already been promoting the e-book for a while at an exorbitant value, far past the attain of the common American pupil and with out the writer’s permission.
(This weird message was handed to IIPCAG for investigaton). His intention was to search out an sincere American writer and to promote the e-book for the worth ten instances decrease. Then he began a wierd chant: “u – u-k and u – u-s-a, do not – de – lay, metri – cate!”
The officers got here to the conclusion that though the terrorist had been disadvantaged of a lawyer and a physician, he ought to somewhat be admitted for psychiatric remark…